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Porter Rope Bracelet Funny Gift from Men to Porter on Birthday, 'Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.'

Porter Rope Bracelet Funny Gift from Men to Porter on Birthday, 'Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.'

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Bracelet Fit: Sizing/adjustability details are listed in the description above where applicable.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Are you looking for a unique gift for Porter on their birthday? Look no further! This Porter Rope Bracelet is not only stylish but also meaningful. The quote 'Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' is a great way to express your appreciation for Porter sassy and classy personality. The black rope bracelet is adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, making it suitable for both men and women. The black stainless steel with interlaced rope is resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring it remains beautiful for years to come. This gift is perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a bit of sass and class. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or just because, this gift is sure to bring a smile to Porter face. So why wait? Get this Porter Rope Bracelet today and make Porter birthday one to remember!

  • Make a statement with this 'Porter. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.' rope bracelet, perfect for birthday gifts or self-purchase, featuring a stylish black color and adjustable length from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, packaged in a luxurious organza bag and engraved with black stainless steel and braided rope for a unique and sophisticated look that's resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.
  • Experience the perfect blend of style and sophistication with this Porter rope bracelet, designed for the modern individual who values individuality and self-expression, featuring a black stainless steel engraved part with braided rope and adjustable length, making it a thoughtful birthday gift for friends and loved ones.
  • Stand out from the crowd with this Porter rope bracelet, a unique and eye-catching accessory that adds a touch of elegance to any outfit, featuring a high-quality black stainless steel engraved part with braided rope and adjustable length, perfect for everyday wear.
  • Add a touch of Porter's signature sass and class to your wardrobe with this rope bracelet, featuring a black stainless steel engraved part with braided rope and adjustable length, packaged in a luxurious organza bag for a premium gift-giving experience.
  • Make this Porter rope bracelet yours today and experience the perfect blend of style, sophistication, and self-expression, perfect for birthday gifts or self-purchase, and shipped with a luxurious organza bag for a premium gift-giving experience.
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