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Security Guard Humor Gifts from Family to Funny Security Guards, I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug for Men, Graduation Unique Gifts

Security Guard Humor Gifts from Family to Funny Security Guards, I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug for Men, Graduation Unique Gifts

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Are you looking for a unique and funny gift for the security guard in your life? Look no further! Our I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication.

This ceramic mug is available in four different color combinations - Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White - and holds 11oz of your favorite beverage. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to clean and use again and again.

This mug is a great way to celebrate a graduation or any other special occasion. It's also a thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers who work in the security industry. The humorous quote will bring a smile to their face and remind them that even though they may not be able to fix everything, they're appreciated and valued.

So why wait? Order your I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug today and show the security guard in your life that you care. You won't regret it!

  • This ceramic Two Tone Coffee Mug is a unique and funny way to show your appreciation for the security guard in your life. It's available in four different color combinations and holds 11oz of your favorite beverage.
  • The humorous quote on the mug is sure to bring a smile to the face of the security guard you're giving it to. It's a great way to celebrate a graduation or any other special occasion.
  • This mug is made from ceramic and is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to clean and use again and again.
  • The I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug is a thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers who work in the security industry.
  • So why wait? Order your I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mug today and show the security guard in your life that you care.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
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