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Database Administrator Gifts, Funny Star Ornament, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Quotes, Gifts from Men to Database Administrator for Christmas

Database Administrator Gifts, Funny Star Ornament, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Quotes, Gifts from Men to Database Administrator for Christmas

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.



Are you a Database Administrator enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for your Database Administrator friend or family member? Look no further! This funny star ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work. The quote 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' is a humorous take on the typical Database Administrator's response to any disagreement.

This star ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs. Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, the bright, vivid colors will catch anyone's eye. Lightweight and resistant to breaking, it's a great choice for households with children or pets. Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating.

Whether you're a Database Administrator yourself or just appreciate their skills, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why not get them something they'll really appreciate this Christmas?

Don't miss out and make it a Christmas to remember!
  • A unique and funny gift for Database Administrators, perfect for their office or home decor
  • Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors
  • Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating
  • Make it a Christmas to remember for your loved ones by getting them something they'll really appreciate - order now!
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