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Funny Sarcasm Database Administrator Valentine's Unique Gifts from Friends to Family Glide lock Clasp Bracelet Men Women

Funny Sarcasm Database Administrator Valentine's Unique Gifts from Friends to Family Glide lock Clasp Bracelet Men Women

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If you're a Database Administrator or know someone who is, then you're in luck! This fun Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is designed specifically for the IT elite, featuring the quote 'I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.' that's sure to bring a smile to their face.

As a Database Administrator, you know how tough the job can be, but this stylish bracelet is the perfect way to show off your personality and interests. Made from high-quality silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, this 9.05-inch adjustable bracelet is resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring it will stay looking great for years to come.

Whether you're sending this as a Valentine's gift to your Database Administrator partner or as a funny birthday present to your IT friend, this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is sure to bring some humor and personality to their day. The sender can rest assured that the recipient will appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift, and the recipient will love showing off their love for all things Database Administration.

So why settle for a boring, generic gift when you can give someone a one-of-a-kind Glide lock Clasp Bracelet that shows off their personality and interests? Don't miss out and make their Valentine's (or birthday, or just because) a little brighter and more interesting with this fun and functional accessory.
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  • The bracelet is made from high-quality materials, including silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring that it will last for a long time and withstand daily wear and tear.
  • This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is the ideal gift for any Database Administrator, whether you're celebrating Valentine's, a birthday, or just because. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that shows you care and appreciate their hard work.
  • The adjustable design of this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet makes it a versatile gift for men and women alike, ensuring that it will fit any size wrist. This makes it a great gift idea for friends, family members, or coworkers who work in the field of Database Administration.
  • Order this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet today and give the gift of funny sarcasm to a Database Administrator in your life. It's a thoughtful and unique gift that will bring a smile to their face and show your appreciation for their hard work.
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